I embody every characteristic of the egotisitc. I know I'm so fucking gifted.
  • math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
  • history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
  • literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
When you’re looking at yourself alone in the mirror and you start to do weird shit like

thatfunnyblog:

 

Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.


- Jay-Z
graffitifly:

-Lmfaooo I’m Dead.
pearlsandoctopi:

Why I don’t do drugs. But I’ll still laugh hahaahah
shadesandgoldbullets:

HE CAME TO MY JOB AND TOOK A PIC WITH ME HE WAS MAKING FUN OF HIPSTERS AND TRYING ON SHIT OMGGG I SAW HIS CHEST HAIR❤
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baro-wtf:

Beez In The Trap (feat. 2 Chainz) - Nicki Minaj